Tuesday, October 13, 2009

A new meaning to luxury vehicle

Well I thought everything in the luxury business has been done when it comes to vehicles. You got gold dashboards, diamond stick shifts, and those wicked cars that can drive in the water. Apparently the Russians sought to prove me wrong in making an SUV with the interior material consisting of leatherized whale penis.

Id give the whale penis leather the benefit of the doubt and say its just some marketing catch, but after seeing the other attributes of this god of an SUV, i have a different perception of this vehicle.

Gold-plated bullet proof windows - Cause if your caught driving this car, everyone is going to try to shoot you.

Tungsten Exhaust - Cause we all want to pollute the environment in style

White Gold Diamond and Ruby encrusted badges - A perfect way to "Bling Bling" and give back to the community at the same time. AKA: Self Endorsed Theft

Conclusion: At $1.5 Million, who wouldn't want to buy the GM V8 Dartz Kombat T98? I thought about buying it, but my insurance agent spontaneously combusted when i asked him for a monthly rate.

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