Clowns vs. KKK

This story is great, I just wish someone came up with the clown protest in the 60's when this was a bigger issue. The ARA (Anti Racist Action) in a counter protest to a KKK rally, dressed up as a bunch of face painted clowns and crashed the party with their stock of megaphones. After the clowns had provoked the rally one too many times, VNN leader Alex Linder raged towards the clowns which ultimately ended in his arrest

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During the KKK chant "White Power!" The ARA clowns responded with a provocative question, "White Flower?"

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My conclusion? The ARA have finally created a form of protest I want to be a part of. I can finally dress up as Stephen King's "IT" without the intention of scaring little kids.

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Crazy sociopath fails to provide light for his livestock

Now I believe in the proper treatment of animals, but then again I'm no member of PETA. But when i read that Mr. Norcliffe, an Enlglish farmer was fined £150 for insufficiant barn lighting, I start to think that cops have nothing to do in England.

When Mr. Norcliffe received a visit from DEFRA, they asked him where he was planing on keeping his cows for the winter. Norcliffe presented the barn below his house to be his usual haven for his livestock, but according to DEFRA, the barn lacked adequite "natural" light. Norcliffe was then fined £150 and an aditional £65 after 2 followup visits which proved he had done nothing about it.

My conclusion? If your living in England, make sure you keep your lights on, or else your getting charged £150 for leaving Lassie out in the dark.
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A new meaning to luxury vehicle

Well I thought everything in the luxury business has been done when it comes to vehicles. You got gold dashboards, diamond stick shifts, and those wicked cars that can drive in the water. Apparently the Russians sought to prove me wrong in making an SUV with the interior material consisting of leatherized whale penis.

Id give the whale penis leather the benefit of the doubt and say its just some marketing catch, but after seeing the other attributes of this god of an SUV, i have a different perception of this vehicle.

Gold-plated bullet proof windows - Cause if your caught driving this car, everyone is going to try to shoot you.

Tungsten Exhaust - Cause we all want to pollute the environment in style

White Gold Diamond and Ruby encrusted badges - A perfect way to "Bling Bling" and give back to the community at the same time. AKA: Self Endorsed Theft

Conclusion: At $1.5 Million, who wouldn't want to buy the GM V8 Dartz Kombat T98? I thought about buying it, but my insurance agent spontaneously combusted when i asked him for a monthly rate.

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Something I've wanted to do for a long time

So your sitting at home and eating dinner and a Sears salesmen calls you up trying to sell you something you don't really want to discuss, especially during fajita night. I know me myself, I've always wanted to put one of these telemarketers in their place. Thanks to the telephone, I have to resort to abusing them in some sort of verbal fashion. 61 year old Daniel Alder refuses to let the electronic medium between him and the sales person to restrict his revenge. Daniel Alder instead of imitating an incompetent foreigner as i do in this situation, asked a sales representative appear to his house as soon as possible. Well it ended like this.Daniel Alder, instead of buying a sears brand product had an other incentive in mind. With the scissors he had probably been so eager to use, he cut up the representative's card later accompanied by a blow to the face.

My conclusion? Well, Daniel Alder in my book deserves an award, something like a No soliciting Emmy. I would have chosen Worlds Oldest Badass, but Clint Eastwood already has dibs on that one.

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